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Weng in Ta-f is clay-cold, according to the last will and testament, all properties turn to wife
Next.
His wife is young as well as beautiful, decides to remarry a husband.
The relativeses ask her:"Other people if say the long way is short, can you be subjected to?"
"I let your lo lo, the people's carefree speech ground language is what is the row
Son."
She pins up a bell Dang, then puts an outside on the neck of rooster
Go,monster beats.People see hang the rooster of bell Dang, is astonishment very much, then turn each other
Tell, and point a point, the Xi hip-hop admires.But just lead for three days, have already had no
The person is one eye to this rooster lo, more no one says that the long way is getting shorter.
The text chapter 4237 reduces weight "valuable secret"/seek voice/like a girl
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Mrs. Collins greatly sighs a bitterness toward her girl friend's Ms. Luo Jie Si through:"We get married in a little while, I discover his temper too wreath, denounce openly all day long, spirit I have already lost 4 pounds."
Ms. Luo Jie Si:"This kind of man is unreasonable, simply divorce with him
Forget it."
Mrs. Collins:"I also intend like this, when I reduce weight to 100 pounds, do to divorce a procedure with him."
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After old husband and wife fight, each other ignores and leads for several days, the old Sir early chases this
The piece matter forgot, but old woman still at deeply concerned at heart.Hence the old Sir starts in the home turning over
The box pours cabinet ground to seek indiscriminately everywhere and make the home turn everything upside down, old woman finally unbearable,
Openings way:"Dead old man, what do you toss about?"
"Seek voice!The "old man answered, " home threw a voice and just sought."
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A neurotic man paces about in the building way of gynecology sickroom, already two hour.A nurse smiling all overly walks into him front of.
"Sir, your wife borns a girl!"
"Too good."
"Do you like a girl?"
"Yes!Thus, she need not is like me to wait just and like this in the future
Be subjected to this offense."
The text chapter 4238 celibacy honeymoon/give birth to a male hour/early have preparation
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A slave to money who will soon get married arrives travel agency to arrange honeymoon trip.He wants
Reserve a return ticket that goes to Guilin.
"Do not need to be two?"The clerk asks.
"Not, only 1.The English have already been to in childhood."
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A the manager of the company has already had three daughters, have been wanting a boy.
This day, he is telling an inferiority, say that their husband and wife intends to make use of a computer to establish
Account 1 set to absolutely safely give birth to a male plan.A middle age man runs into
Come, say:"Mr. manager, I want to invite for several days, the leave goes home 1."Through
The reason asks him why so and in a hurry, the explanation way of this man:"Just
My wife beats to call words and say that she reckons a bosom boy with the computer of the best
The Chen is tonight 12:00, I hurriedly go home by airplane, the preparation prepares!"
"Is so?That good, you leave at once!I must also go home
The preparation prepares!"
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Husband:"Is dear, you love me since and like this, why I the first
When time courted toward you, didn't you promise right away?"
Wife:"Because I after wanting to see brush-off, your reaction how."
Husband:"!But if I turned around and then walked at that timed that you how
Does the Yao do?"
Wife:"Trust!Your walking doesn't go out of, because of I early pair of front door
Lock up."
The text chapter 4239 beard 2/knot a marriage/wedding too late
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For taking part in friend's wedding, Mrs. Huang's dressing up in the bedroom has already had
Very long period of time.Mr. Huang impatiently several times presses.An hour
Empress, Huang comes out a bedroom but disappears a Sir too greatly.
Mrs. Huang:"Is dear, where are you ?"
"Shave beard."Mr. Huang answers in the toilet.
Huang is greatly and too:"Are you to have ever had already shaven a beard?"
Mr. Huang:"Wait you to wait too long, the beard grows out again!"
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There is an old man that lose spouse for several years, rather the feeling is lonesome, really want to re-marry, but grandchildren
Full hall and is hard to start to talk.Afterwards, he figured out the method for suggesting.He to son
The son says:"My sleeping is very cold, there are no warm feet."The son is very filial, immediately buy
"Soup old woman son", give an elderly gentleman.The elderly gentleman didn't reach a purpose, soon again
Say:"My back ascend very Yang, no one scratches an itch."The son buys 1 to use to come right away
Bamboo rake of scratching an itch son, give an elderly gentleman.The elderly gentleman has no to say of.
Led soon, the son was to elderly gentleman's report:"Next month, you big
The son wants to get married!"The elderly gentleman lightly says:"Knot what marriage?Buy soup
Old woman son and scratch an itch rake son to him have to not."
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Old woman:"Our son is a matrimony in this January.Five months after, the daughter-in-law bore a ten pounds of heavy girls, say that kid to is a premature.Old headman, you said to see, can the so heavy kid calculate premature?"
Old headman:"Is not kid's premature, but the wedding is too late.Calculated, don't dispute these."
The text chapter 4240 has have been already lost/get married to be in remembrance of a gift/trust of result
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Midnight inside, the husband suddenly shakes wife to come to and excitedly says:"Just I dreamed to pick up a have 5,000 dollars of lift a pack!"
Wife"Wu" a , again asleep.
Led a short while, the husband was sobbed a voice by the cuckoldry to wake up with a start, asked she why cry, the wife says:"I dream you pick up of that lifting to wrap was stolen."
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The wife opens a husband to send to be in remembrance of a gift for her matrimony, the detection is unexpectedly a dictionary, not very happy.
Wife:"Your stem must send me a dictionary?"
Husband:"The ah got married anniversary last year, I bought one set to you you
Need of washer, you say that you were too happy, absolutely could not found suitable words to express your gratitude, this bought dictionary for you want to thank me next time not not a problem."
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