The phrase son didn't want out, bark to come!
Ah, this not is cause disturbance!
And state just have no Zhe which, a title, ah, see the wayside side son contain a little daughter-in-law, just at Nian dish last Ya millet which.Although it is said is a farmer to dress up, also really have a little son feminine beauty.
The trouble that knows Qianlong with shen, silently say:
"Lord son, you see-"
Qianlong's one Chou, H'm?Mao!Is true beautiful ah!A pair eye stared at top at that timed, freely still sang a "rotten verse".How to call rotten verse?Be say, this poem, how really not.So, also the nobody spreads to copy, the persons who know are also few.However which, I know.Want to be not how say, the ventriloquist actor is omniscient which!
Qianlong this"poem" is this phrase son:
, , "Travel extensively path to lead country villa,
,,,,See 1**Nian Huang Liang,
,,,,Two jade wrist stick heads give,
,,,,Three inch gold the lotus tread favour,
,,,,The sweat flows powder noodles flower to contain a dew,
,,,,The bran rushes toward pretty eyebrows Liu Dai Shuang,
,,,,Thus unique color many Jiao female,
,,,,Unfortunately match country lad Lang!"
Be say, Mao, so beautiful woman, unfortunately marry a kind of ground of.Is that meaning according to Qianlong ……marry him accommodation just which!
Feudalism emperor king, whole this characters.
Liu Yong finishes listenning to this poem, is silent the language is not.How?Can not the son comment on where!And state one lo Liu Yong don't talk.Ah, he to strength son:
"Lord son, your blessing goes to a mind, artistic talent lead person, this poem can call ……'visit Long Xi Tong Hua De Feng'!"
In fact get not up.Flatter to clap also a little bit the son is intemperate.The emperor plays rascal and flirts women, also beautiful it the Yue"visit Long Xi Tong Hua De Feng".This wants to put common Human body up, don't call"visit Long Xi Tong Hua De Feng", that should "parade through streets"!
Want to be not how with state to is in favor.He so on saying, Qianlong's in the mind this son is happy:
"Like, peter good!Mountain village in unexpectedly have this beauty, H'm, this calls'grass chicken in the nest Phoenix'.Ah, chicken nest ……this must have a chicken ah, ……how so the along while has never heard does the chicken call?"
Liu Yong Yi listens to, what?Does the chicken call?The chicken calls five more.The chicken didn't deliver Nue son again, big noon head son of, it calls what ah?!
Just and by this time, listen to:"The Gen son Gen son, Gen son-" ah, the chicken calls!
Qianlong turns head a to see, is with state something to learn.H'm, I say the chicken calls and come right away a chicken call.Is quite good!Feel happy:
"Like, learn stand elephant, appreciate a silver 102!"
"The Gen son Gen son, Gen son-" he comes to 1 again.
"H'm, appreciate again 102!"
And state a to cut and polish, go, this time can arrest to there is a baked wheat cake of son.Come!
"The Gen son Gen son, Gen son-;The Gen son Gen son, Gen son-;The Gen makes Gen son, Gen son-;……"
Ah, he calls up don't finish.
Liu Yong Yi sees, oh, did the this a pair Qian Er of big pure country all frivol so?!Don't go!A listenned to and stated to all call nine, really can not stand.Is an and state that the mouth Wu lived:
"Go, went, you the Xie meeting's son."
", That what, I ain't tired ……"
Does Liu Yong Xin say that you aren't tired?Ah, I am tired!
"You don't call.This chicken has five virtuous.Is a text, force, brave, Ren, letter.Wearing the red hat BE'text';The feet living benefit claw BE'force';Meet the enemy but Dou BE'brave';Must eat to shout companion BE'Ren', early dawn then Ti BE'letter'.The chickens all keep promise, the sky is bright to just call.This big noon head son of, you a strength son yell what ah?"
And state heart, yell what ah, not white call.Call a 102, nine, 900!Coming to one again to gather together 1,000 is much good, differ 100, hum, differ 100, let you stir.This Luo pot the son is too hateful!
A pair person just here bye dismantle where.Ah comes over an old man son.Qianlong lifts an eye on seeing, alas?This old man son appearance of a person in costume and makeup son is fresh.Say:
"Ah, you quick Chou ……"
And state, one lo of Liu Yong Liang person, H'm?This old man son dresses up too specially.How?Although the crease pileds, the beard hair is all white, can the head top comb the small plait son of "blunt Chu in the sky" and also radicate red head of son rope son.
Mao, this calls what dress up son!
That exergue, kid's son stays hair firm small plait son and has been already paid attention to.Stay in front to cover forehead son of and call "fringe of hair son";Firm small plait son on the back part of skull son of, call "fall to a son";The cent is in the or so both sides son of and call "slanting hair son";The brain melon takes over firm the small plait son that hurtles a sky, call"blunt Chu in the sky".
All of these small plait sons are what kid's son stayses.This old man son firm the small plait of the blunt sky of Chu, the lo wears so cola, Qianlong asked:
"Excuse me, this old, you this year Gao Shou?"
The old man son says:
", Don't dare.I am still small which, this year 141!"
?141 still small which?!
Once Qianlong think, H'm, this jade spring mountain didn't waste time and met with"old birthday person".The favour says:
"The old life Gao is 141 years old, I present you a life is allied how?"
"That ……thank."
Once Qianlong cut and polish and had:
"Spend A heavy open, the in addition is 37 yearses."
Finish saying, took eye Chou for a while and shen:
"You can go together with a bottom allied?"
And state to be doing accounts where, now has 900, leave 1,000 and then differ 100 …….Is fierce to listen to an emperor on asking, worried.Next allied?How to ah?A worried:"The Ze Ze Ze Ze……", The trouble makes again.
Qianlong's one lo, how wear, again Za last mouth.Still remember bark to come?!
Get, don't feel enraged with him.Turn round blunt Liu Yong to say:
"I this top allied BE:'Spend A heavy open, the in addition is 37 yearses,Beats by Dr Dre Pro.'"
Liu Yong doesn't add a deliberation and blurts out:
"Next allied I am right:Is ancient sparse double of to celebrate, inside much once spring autumn."
Hey!This scrolls, unique!How?Unique unique at up, next allied all include 141 years old.
What?You don't believe!
Listen to me saying-
Ascend allied, "flower A heavy open", 60 years BE"flower A", spend A heavy open, a pair 60, 102."In addition 37 yearses", 37211.102 add 21, totally unite as one 141.
Next allied, "is ancient sparse double of to celebrate", ancient sparse year of is 70 years old, ancient sparse double of celebrate, a pair 70, 104."Inside much once spring autumn", again much once spring autumn, a year.Ah also unites as one 141.
Qianlong said again:
"The old, you 141, why tie a red head rope son?"
The old man says:"嗐 , This red head the rope son isn't me firm of."
"Who firm of?"
"My mama gives me firm."
?His mama is still on the hoof which!
"This year of your mother Gao Shou?"
"My mama ah, 193!"
Qianlong on listenning to, good, quick 200.This is the body of half fairy.H'm, must see.
"The old can meet with your mother?"
The old man says:"Oh, too unfortunately.She isn't at home."
"Arrive where go to?"
"My mama returns to natal home to see my maternal grandmother to go to."
Mao!There is also maternal grandmother which?!
"That, old man again life Gao how much?"
"241!"
Qianlong a cut and polish:
"Oh!You can call "the house of longevity".241, 141, of Zu, whole differ 100!"
And state beside son on listenning to, what?Differ 100?!
Hurriedly say:"Rightness!BE differ 100!I learn a chicken to call, together-the Gen son Gen son, Gen son-"
Ah, he calls top again!
The ventriloquist specialty area of Liu Bao Rui of the text chapter 62 【the anti- officialdom Dou series wear toward taking 】
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